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Score: 10
Phage Wars 2

"Invincibillity! Fuck yer!"

submission: Phage Wars 2
date: November 10, 2009

There's an incredibly easy way to become invincible on this. Top defence, strength and reproduction rates. That way the opponent does less damage, making it a million times easier for the high reproduction rate to kick in and then if you feel threatened, swipe out other cells in seconds.
Works best with either a x2 reproduction or x2 defence, though I can see a x2 Strength being VERY leathal.

Awesome game. Kept me bust for ages. Also, you can beat most of the last levels with no power bonuses what so ever. Mass on to free cells, then mass onto lowly occupied cells. Then use those to attack the remaining cells and bam. Bobs your uncle.

Going to wait for #3 where you can compete against the other scientist. =D

-Lab

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Score: 3
Bounce Physics Tutorial

"Incredibly flawed"

date: October 19, 2009

For something as simple as this, your script is far too long and unneccessary (sp?).
This could easily be written 1/2 or 1/4 of what you have there. Also, the script could easily be cleaned up by having alot of the script on the walls and using tellTarget(_root.ball){ to change the variables. also, you could of threw in some nice easy trig in there to make the angles more fluent. Also, why is it that with the Gravity modifier at 1 the ball continues to rise? You need to re-read your script and fix it... And possibly slice and dice it.

December 22, 2009

Author's Response:

The script is not only short, but pretty concise.

It's also kind of old (and I'm still inexperienced), so sorry about the noobiness. At least I can make a lot with my limited knowledge.

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Score: 9
A duck walks into a bar..

"Great"

date: July 11, 2009

That's bloody genious. xD

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Score: 9
Free Will - The Game

"Play on words?"

date: July 11, 2009

I didn't get very far, so I'm going to take a wild guess and say the title is sort of like a play on words. While most people relate "free will" to the form of doing as you please. You've cleverly incorparated it into freeing will (if the character is called will). Just a thought. Not sure if it's true or not. :\ I didn't complete it.

July 11, 2009

Author's Response:

you're an idiot

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Score: 8
God Damn Emo Kids

"Perhaps..."

submission: God Damn Emo Kids
date: June 12, 2009

Perhaps the Emo people commenting would be able to defend their rights to be Emo if you used, even if just a little, propper grammar. Learn to write (god help me if I make a mistake, I'd hate the irony there).
Anyway... Animation was smooth, short and slightly funny. Only because I am myself an emo hater. Emo, scene kids and chavs. I can't stand any of them. =]
I'll admit, I have some friends from each stereotype, but I still hate them in general. :\ I much prefer Goths and Moshers. say what you want, at least we don't wear pants which you'd practically need to sew onto your legs. D=

Keep up the good work. =]

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Score: 3
Sonic X Episode 1

"below average"

submission: Sonic X Episode 1
date: March 10, 2009

First comment I want to make is: You could get your ass sued to hell and back.

The material you're using (logo's) are copywrited. Nowhere do you say it's not your work. I recommend you take 'em off.

Other than that, this was... as I said, 'below average'. Besides, sonic flashes (especially sprite ones) are rather old now. Not many people are going to enjoy this, especially since it lacks the basic thing-- a story line. You have a slight bit of planning, but there's no dialouge or anything.

Need's alot of work done to it.

3/10
2/5

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Score: 7
Ninjas the animated serie

"Reasonably good"

date: February 27, 2009

I wouldn't say outstanding, but reasonably good. I know how boring and frustrating animating can be and how hard it is too stay on task.
The graphics didn't really matter that much, though nicer graphics would be awesome. The story is cliché, but I'm sure people are willing too live with that.
Also, don't use scenes unless you don't have music playing, for the obvious reason it cuts off.

Well done with this.

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Score: 9
f*ckitta

"Awesome!"

submission: f*ckitta
date: August 23, 2008

That was damn good. I especially liked the end. Wish I could do that when I'm bored. Keep up the good work.

P.S. You listen to Sonata Arctica? High-five!

September 8, 2008

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HIGH-FIVE!

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Score: 8
Links crazy adventure

"Pretty good"

date: August 23, 2008

I really like how you make each character aware the Link is pixilated, rather than just leaving us all to believe they think he's not. That makes up for him being pixalated in my eyes.
I do think you should however, go through and do all the voices again, so you'll sound all the way through. As the no sound near the end lets this simple yet great animation down alot. =[

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Score: 9
Pandemic II

"Downloadable!?"

submission: Pandemic II
date: July 19, 2008

Great game. Infecting all the countries was a walk in the park. Killing everybody was even easier... alittle more time consuming, but easier.
I'd love to have a downloadable version of this so I could play it on the move. That'd be awesome.

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