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Lifes-a-Bitch's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 95 (From 20 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,210 Points

Armed Prophet

Zombie Meat Unlocked 12/1/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Brawl Royale

NoLegs Unlocked 7/30/09
5 Points
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
Tonberry Unlocked 7/30/09
5 Points
Go back to your cave.
Red Mage 5 Points That's not even a real sword.
Yoko 5 Points Farukon Paaansh.
Black Waltz 10 Points Wololo.
Lazarus 10 Points Ma gun's bigger.
Mecha 25 Points Systems failure imminent.
Natalie 25 Points Go back to kitchen.
Canti 50 Points Master the guitar.
Masochist 50 Points Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Goku 100 Points Save the universe from evil.
Cool Story Bro Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/300 points)

Chibi Knight

Dragon-slayer Unlocked 6/1/10
5 Points
Beat Island Beast
Furball-slayer Unlocked 6/1/10
10 Points
Beat Canyon Beast
Chibi-mage 10 Points Get all 4 spells
Demon-slayer 25 Points Defeat Demon Beast
Speed-runner 25 Points Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Worthy-chibi 25 Points Defeat all 3 knights
Grinder 50 Points Level up everything to level 8
Slash-n'-burn Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/155 points)

Crush The Castle 2

A Freeze is Coming Unlocked 9/11/10
5 Points
Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.
Acidic Unlocked 9/11/10
5 Points
Melt 100 castle pieces.
Air Burst Unlocked 9/11/10
5 Points
Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
Bombastic Unlocked 9/11/10
5 Points
Explode 100 castles pieces.
Death From Above Unlocked 9/11/10
5 Points
Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.
Electric Boogaloo Unlocked 9/11/10
5 Points
Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.
Hell Froze Over Unlocked 9/11/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I'm a Lumberjack Unlocked 9/11/10
5 Points
Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
Into The Void Unlocked 9/11/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Jack Frost Unlocked 9/11/10
5 Points
Freeze 100 castle pieces.
Ladies First Unlocked 9/11/10
5 Points
Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
Last Laugh Unlocked 9/11/10
5 Points
Kill the Jester last on any level.
Logged to Death Unlocked 9/11/10
5 Points
Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
Oh The Humanity! Unlocked 9/11/10
5 Points
Burn 5 enemies in one shot.
Priority Target Unlocked 9/11/10
5 Points
Kill the king first on any level.
Pyromaniac Unlocked 9/11/10
5 Points
Burn 100 castle pieces.
Throw Like a Girl Unlocked 9/11/10
5 Points
Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.
Prohibition Unlocked 9/11/10
10 Points
Destroy 100 barrels.
Veteran Crusher Unlocked 9/11/10
10 Points
Crush all castles
I'm Melting 5 Points Cover an enemy in acid.
You're Doing It Wrong 5 Points Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.
Golden God 25 Points Get gold medals on all castles.

Medals Earned: 19/22 (105/140 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy

Art Guy Unlocked 7/30/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Beholder Unlocked 7/30/09
10 Points
Slay the tentacle beast.
Chaos Unlocked 7/30/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Defender Unlocked 7/30/09
10 Points
Slay the sentinel.
Fail Unlocked 7/30/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
King Slime Unlocked 7/30/09
10 Points
Slay the giant slime.
Mecha Unlocked 7/30/09
10 Points
Slay the giant robot.
Punching Bag Unlocked 7/30/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Regice Unlocked 7/30/09
10 Points
Slay the Pokemanz.
Goku 50 Points Slay your undead god.
Warrior 50 Points Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Hero 100 Points Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Knight 100 Points Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Credits Guy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Owned Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Terrorist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I Like Swords Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pervert Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 9/18 (85/460 points)

K.O.L.M.

I still can't see through her lies. Unlocked 12/24/10
5 Points
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
Do you love me, Mother? 5 Points You might earn this for winning her affection.
Oh, right, KOLM! 25 Points That should have been obvious from the start.
Why are these things in my house? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/40 points)

Madness Accelerant

A WINNER IS YOU Unlocked 10/14/09
25 Points
Beat the game.
True Face of Evil Unlocked 10/14/09
25 Points
Reveal the true face of evil!
Facerape 10 Points Let out all your aggression.
Pacifist 25 Points Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Madness Mode 50 Points Defeat Madness Mode!

Medals Earned: 2/5 (50/135 points)

Paper Warfare

Airman Unlocked 6/1/10
10 Points
Finished Level 2
Airman Basic Unlocked 6/1/10
10 Points
Finished Level 1
Airman First Class Unlocked 6/1/10
25 Points
Finished level 3 and Defeated Boss 1.
Master Sergeant 25 Points Finished Level 7
Senior Airman 25 Points Finished Level 4
Staff Sergeant 25 Points Finished Level 5
Technical Sergeant 25 Points Finished Level 6 and Defeated Boss 2.
Captain 50 Points Finished Level 10 and Defeated Boss 3.
Chief Master Sergeant 50 Points Finished Level 9
Senior Master Sergeant 50 Points Finished Level 8
Major 100 Points Completed the game.

Medals Earned: 3/11 (45/395 points)

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 2/27/09
5 Points
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
BoM-nivore Unlocked 2/27/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Exasperated Unlocked 2/27/09
5 Points
View the game walkthrough.
First Blood Unlocked 2/27/09
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 2/27/09
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Chamber Maid Unlocked 2/27/09
10 Points
Defeat Mindchamber.
Doer of Radical Wrong Unlocked 2/27/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fishmonger Unlocked 2/27/09
10 Points
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
ZAMBONI 10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo 25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Juggler Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 8/23 (55/540 points)

Revert to Growth

Overdoing It Unlocked 11/11/09
10 Points
I think you went a little overboard...
Earth Tinkerer 25 Points You've molded your own ground!!!
Green Gamer 25 Points Congrats, you've saved a planet in no apparent danger.
Keys Get! 50 Points How did those keys get there in the first place?
Returning Home 50 Points Finally, returning to the land of metal and industry.

Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/160 points)