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Total Medals Earned: 95 (From 20 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,210 Points

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Armed Prophet

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Zombie Meat 10 Points

Get killed by a zombie.

Alien Juice 10 Points

Get killed by an alien.

Robot Fuel 10 Points

Get killed by a robot.

Alcoholic 25 Points

Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.

Anorexic 25 Points

Play through a stage without eating or drinking.

Armed Prophet 25 Points

Unlock all weapons.

Chairman 25 Points

Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.

Classic Hero 25 Points

Play through every stage.

Hand it Over 25 Points

Kill Zomboss.

Kill Smiley 25 Points

Kill Smileborg

Skull 25 Points

Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.

The Freeman 25 Points

Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.

ZOMG!!!1 25 Points

Kill ZOMG

Handy Man 50 Points

Kill Zomboss with his own arm.

Illegal Alien 50 Points

Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.

Smiley Hater 50 Points

Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.

Testosterowned 50 Points

Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Brawl Royale

Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/300 points)

NoLegs 5 Points

Silly cat, get off ma lawn.

Tonberry 5 Points

Go back to your cave.

Red Mage 5 Points

That's not even a real sword.

Yoko 5 Points

Farukon Paaansh.

Black Waltz 10 Points

Wololo.

Lazarus 10 Points

Ma gun's bigger.

Mecha 25 Points

Systems failure imminent.

Natalie 25 Points

Go back to kitchen.

Canti 50 Points

Master the guitar.

Masochist 50 Points

Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.

Goku 100 Points

Save the universe from evil.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Chibi Knight

Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/155 points)

Dragon-slayer 5 Points

Beat Island Beast

Furball-slayer 10 Points

Beat Canyon Beast

Chibi-mage 10 Points

Get all 4 spells

Demon-slayer 25 Points

Defeat Demon Beast

Speed-runner 25 Points

Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells

Worthy-chibi 25 Points

Defeat all 3 knights

Grinder 50 Points

Level up everything to level 8

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Crush The Castle 2

Medals Earned: 19/22 (105/140 points)

A Freeze is Coming 5 Points

Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.

Acidic 5 Points

Melt 100 castle pieces.

Air Burst 5 Points

Detonate a remote bomb in flight.

Bombastic 5 Points

Explode 100 castles pieces.

Death From Above 5 Points

Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.

Electric Boogaloo 5 Points

Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.

I'm a Lumberjack 5 Points

Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.

Jack Frost 5 Points

Freeze 100 castle pieces.

Ladies First 5 Points

Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.

Last Laugh 5 Points

Kill the Jester last on any level.

Logged to Death 5 Points

Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.

Oh The Humanity! 5 Points

Burn 5 enemies in one shot.

Priority Target 5 Points

Kill the king first on any level.

Pyromaniac 5 Points

Burn 100 castle pieces.

Throw Like a Girl 5 Points

Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.

Prohibition 10 Points

Destroy 100 barrels.

Veteran Crusher 10 Points

Crush all castles

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I'm Melting 5 Points

Cover an enemy in acid.

You're Doing It Wrong 5 Points

Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.

Golden God 25 Points

Get gold medals on all castles.

Epic Battle Fantasy

Medals Earned: 9/18 (85/460 points)

Beholder 10 Points

Slay the tentacle beast.

Defender 10 Points

Slay the sentinel.

King Slime 10 Points

Slay the giant slime.

Mecha 10 Points

Slay the giant robot.

Regice 10 Points

Slay the Pokemanz.

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Goku 50 Points

Slay your undead god.

Warrior 50 Points

Beat the game on Normal difficulty.

Hero 100 Points

Beat the game on Epic difficulty.

Knight 100 Points

Beat the game on Hard difficulty.

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K.O.L.M.

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/40 points)

I still can't see through her lies. 5 Points

But will she love me now that I can see at all?

Do you love me, Mother? 5 Points

You might earn this for winning her affection.

Oh, right, KOLM! 25 Points

That should have been obvious from the start.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Madness Accelerant

Medals Earned: 2/5 (50/135 points)

A WINNER IS YOU 25 Points

Beat the game.

True Face of Evil 25 Points

Reveal the true face of evil!

Face Off 10 Points

Let out all your aggression.

Pacifist 25 Points

Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.

Madness Mode 50 Points

Defeat Madness Mode!

Paper Warfare

Medals Earned: 3/11 (45/395 points)

Airman 10 Points

Finished Level 2

Airman Basic 10 Points

Finished Level 1

Airman First Class 25 Points

Finished level 3 and Defeated Boss 1.

Master Sergeant 25 Points

Finished Level 7

Senior Airman 25 Points

Finished Level 4

Staff Sergeant 25 Points

Finished Level 5

Technical Sergeant 25 Points

Finished Level 6 and Defeated Boss 2.

Captain 50 Points

Finished Level 10 and Defeated Boss 3.

Chief Master Sergeant 50 Points

Finished Level 9

Senior Master Sergeant 50 Points

Finished Level 8

Major 100 Points

Completed the game.

Portal Defenders

Medals Earned: 8/23 (55/540 points)

Big Fuzzy Hug 5 Points

Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.

Exasperated 5 Points

View the game walkthrough.

First Blood 5 Points

Hit your first enemy.

Jump-Man 5 Points

Press the jump button to take flight!.

Chamber Maid 10 Points

Defeat Mindchamber.

Fishmonger 10 Points

Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.

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Konami 5 Points

Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.

ZAMBONI 10 Points

Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.

Ambiguous Duo 25 Points

Defeat Stamper & Jeff.

BFFs 25 Points

Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.

Hollow Weiner 25 Points

Beat the game in Halloween Mode.

Nose Diver 25 Points

View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).

Zombiieez! 25 Points

Eat 5 brains in one game.

Finesser 50 Points

Beat the game without using bombs.

King of the Portal 50 Points

Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.

Kitty Litter 50 Points

Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.

Vegan 50 Points

Beat the game without eating any guts.

Over-achiever 100 Points

Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.

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Revert to Growth

Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/160 points)

Overdoing It 10 Points

I think you went a little overboard...

Earth Tinkerer 25 Points

You've molded your own ground!!!

Green Gamer 25 Points

Congrats, you've saved a planet in no apparent danger.

Keys Get! 50 Points

How did those keys get there in the first place?

Returning Home 50 Points

Finally, returning to the land of metal and industry.